If your a vegitatiering dont read.
This is my lesson 2 of my 50 lesson drunken plan. This all depends on well if i have money to get drunk then get the streathen to post and learns you ppls somes. (that's great English) So I'm sure all you little buggers are wanting to learn the operation of slaughtering them little things called cows so you can have that grand 1oz steak sitting in the microwave.

Ok chaps! Frist off we'll name the cow bob. Bob is taken ffrom hes overpopulated farm (wal mart meat ftw..?) were he cant move to even take a piss... to the slaughter house were he will meet the new cow god bubba

Bob is placed into a small cell so he cant jump out and wtfpawn the workers (its happened). A sweet device that i have no idea what the heck its called is placed onto bobs head. Air pushes a metal rod out at high speeds into hes brain killing him (most of the time) then bob is hoisted to the "blood pit" were hes neck is cut so the blood can drain. from there he is skinned useing this cool air gun thing that blasts the little tending things off the skin. from there hes i think gutted or maybe before the skinning hey im a drunk im not perfect. then the head is removed legs etc probably put into dog food. now the main flank or what ever the heck its called (i forgot) is cut down into smaller chunks and sent to your local wal mart where ppl cut the small roast type into steaks.

One of my co wokers use to work at one of these hight sweet falicuitlys told me a story of when a bull jumped out of the cell and ransacked the place while some reporters were doing a new report on them. talk about revenge. I only think a cow was killed... haha get it? ok im done and im thinking maybe you learned something new that should all be true... again im drunk

Oo and yea i almost learned how to cut meat (yea there use to be a school on this stuff) but the higher ups tried to pin something on me so i had to get a layer and well i pwned them but didnt learn it to want i wanted to.

This has been a drunken lesson brought to you by PegLegs.
Any or all infomation may not or may be true this is the internet after all...
Non of the things meantioned should be atttetmped at home.
and anything other legal stuff i should have here.