Peglegs Drunken Lessons: How to be a master frycook

[PegLegs]

Its been a while since ive musted enough beer or jack daniels in my system to come up with a mindless post of nothing of importance. Let me tell you im still not 100% drunk because i can still walk and type. but that shall follow soon as i finish my bottle its a personal achveiment for me ive never drank this much with out hurling all over my bed and sleeping in my own sweet drunken goo.

I've officaly declared my self a master of the frying on the fryers at the fancy resturaunt of burgerking aka a master frycook. Some may say oo anyone on can operate the fryers yes this is true.. but only a few can judge the right amount of frys to put down in each rush to keep track of all the other food that needs to be put down while trying to tell the dumbass new guy not to fondel the new steakhouse burger. Its really not hard to become a masterfrycook you just need to build up that instint that tells you to put more frys down but not to many frys down.. you want to come up almost even never have a fry go past its experation cook time because this is a crime to hell. Me i man the specialty bored and fry station during most of the day thats were the chicken sandwhichs are mad ect that means you pretty much have to keep a open mind to all the random shit they scream off over that god forsaken annoying intercom, make sure you have enough frys down and chicken fist spicys tenders you name it... but to make sure you dont waste a shit load... wlel you can if you hate your boss just say well they said servce 10 so i put down 10 chickens.... Yes i have a pittyful job but ive found glory to become one dumbass frycook and master my profession. It does have its probons!!! me ive been at the nazi corporation for 1.3 years and ive been writen up 9 times 3 times for costumer altercations and im still employed beacuse i kinda do my job rite..

I spouse this doesnt tell you how to become a frycook master its hard to really explain you have to find it in your gut and do it beacuse almighty you got that child support bill to pay and the hookers so you need to do you job.

Being a master frycook also means you can preform your tasks mildy drunk once your able to put the rite amount of frys and food miniumal waste and not make everyone wait on your slow chubby ass plus be midly drunk then you too can become a master fycook.

One of these nights all get a picture of the fryers that i sololy make sweet sweet lov.. well the ones i use daily to make my town fat mc fattiers.
p.s ive comited a sin ive spilt my sweet sweet mix i forget about the slight broken whole thing in it. and ive probably just wasted many of many minutes of your life...

[A_Canadian]

lol wut

i really dont know how to respond to this in any other way lol xD

[Ape]

chicken fist spicys tenders

The masterfrycook has spoken.